I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I love having hate sex.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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