You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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