How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
the liver wants what the liver wants
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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