: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
