I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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