I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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