I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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