I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
only if we run a train.
done.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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