He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
cat food counts as protein by the way
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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