Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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