see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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