were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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