I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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