everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
is that a dick in a sweater?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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