Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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