remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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