would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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