she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
tell me about the fingering
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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