Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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