i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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