Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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