hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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