i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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Have fun and good luck.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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