I must be too annoying 4 u.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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