I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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