The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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