Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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