somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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