Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
