i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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