your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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