You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize