I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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