Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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