why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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