I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize