if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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