Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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