11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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