She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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