This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't think brook has ever known best
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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