New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
where are you?
Hypothermia
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
There are leaves in my underwear?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
