return my video game
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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