he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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