So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Acid is not a monday night drug
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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