Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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