would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
love makes seman taste better
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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