i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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