she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We had to coat check the pizza.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
