It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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