we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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