His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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