Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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