I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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