we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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