AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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