Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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