she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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